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Eric: We need a STF tournament (everyone's starting them!) in which the rules are strictly enforced. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:28 9:29
Ian: Strict enforcement? I didn't know this place was so Red Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:29
Eric: Storming the Floor tournament won by Alcorn State; floor storming disallowed. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:29
Travis: We could offer an autobid to the Great West Conference regular-season champions. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:29 9:29
Travis: We're the NIT to the CIT. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:29
Eric: Oh, god, I'd love that. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:29
Grubby stadiumdrives.com: Look for the Cheat to be involved Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:30
Eric: Invitations could go out to the last 8 teams on Brian's Reverse Survivor list. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:30
Ian: Please tell me STF has appropriate funding to start a competing college tournament? I'm pretty sure local parks would count as venues. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:30
Eric: Because a winless team getting its first win is an automatic floor storming event. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:30
Travis: Totally. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:30
UKChris: brilliant idea Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:31
Eric: I think we could play on local playgrounds by the light of our automobile headlights. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:31
Travis: C'mon, we can scrape up the budget to rent the local YMCA gym. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:31
Travis: "Attendance: 25." Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:31
Eric: "local" is kind of a strange concept with this group. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:31
UKChris: regional Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:31
Eric: "including the players" Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:31
Travis: well of course, that's our regionals! Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:31
Grubby stadiumdrives.com: I think I could acquire the River Court in Tree Hill, NC Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:32
Travis: as UKChris astutely noted Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:32
Travis: leading to the national title game hosted by Oklahoma Panhandle State University.
Eric: People must be so disappointed when they come to our chats. Mich St. is playing a tight game with Gonzaga, and we're making up a basketball tournament for losers. Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:33
Grubby stadiumdrives.com: Hell that's why I'm here. Prop flights to Binghamton and fake tourneys Tuesday November 17, 2009 9:33

That's why I left the time stamps on. It's all so rapid-fire.
Can I also note that all that happened in 4 minutes.
Agreed